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Green Sh*t Smoothie

This is going to be quick. I made smoothies for bfast this AM for Sam and I.

While I was making them Sam asked - 'can I have mine without the green shit?'

Too late.

What you need (for 2 servings)

  • 2 bananas

  • 1 avo

  • 2 handfuls green shit (spinach, kale, chard, whatever you got)

  • 1/2 mango

  • 1 grated apple

  • Milk alternative (2-3 cups)

Blend the crap out of it. It will turn into something miraculous and green.


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